BitterPatrick's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Pumpkin Simulator 2003]

erm

This.. this sucks. Pointless in every way. Why is this on the front page?

[Madness Platform]

hmm

A few things, if I may.

It's a bit bland. Some sort of added ability, or weapon pick-up, or anything to make the game more challenging. The enemies suck. The platforming itself is a bit tricky, but for the most part it's okay.

Then there's the little things. Music is definetly needed, as are more sound effects. Jumping, landing, dying, that kind of thing.
The aiming should be faster and 360° to make it feel more, er, mad.

Good times.

[indiana jones]

hmm

It's a good concept, but it's moves so damn slow, it's almost unplayable. Adjust the speed, and maybe go a little easier on the music, would be my advice to you.

[Attack Of The Mad Cows]

mm.

Yeah, your cow/helicopter collision thing could use some work. Also, when you replay, the music continues looping, so you should probably add a StopAllSounds script to that replay button.

Good times.

[Run Man]

Better,

but not perfect. It's looking way better than 1.0 did, but I think there's enough work to be done to make it to 2.0 .

Some sort of objective of some sort would be nice. It's pretty much just running and trying to get shot by the guy in the truck, and that gets annoying after too long. Maybe give him a little more speed, too. Getting from one side of the street to the other is kind of slow moving. The music loop isn't quite as good as it could be, either.

It's a great concept though. It's definetly getting there.

[Spot the Difference]

Well..

It's not such a bad concept. Some music would definetly be nice. The "time remaining" bar could use a little work.

Also, you can cheat with a right-click.
Use
Stage.showMenu = false
to disable that.

Bezman responds:

Thanks for that code - I'll try it out when I get back from work! :D

I'm not entirely sure what I should do to the time remaining bar... Are you meaning it should be like a proper 3d bar?

I suppose that's not a bad idea...

I was going to search for some decent sound effects, but it seems as if the public wants music too, so I'll have a look for a suiting tune or knock one up myself.

Cheers for the review and the code. :)

[One Man's Fridge]

Very nice.

It'll be on the homepage by tomarrow.

[Advancer 2.0]

erm

Why is ET slaughtering stick people?

Okay. Look. It's really, really cliche. The whole style is over done to death. It gives me a headache.

The movie didn't make sense. At all. The shoot-out turns out to be a waste of time. It does seem that you half-way know what you're doing action script wise, but in terms of animation and plot design, you have a lot to learn, kid.